Score: 8

"Kudos."

submission: 1KB Game: Tunnel escape

date: October 1, 2008

I'll admit it; I clicked it because I wanted to find an awful, awful submission. Instead, I found this. Well done on squeezing this into 1KB. The game itself is strangely addictive, considering what it is, but that's what makes it so good. That, and the sense of disbelief at the filesize.

Score: 3

"If this is funny, my father is a goat."

submission: Timmy's On Fire 2

date: June 4, 2008

First off, my father is not a goat, therefore this is not funny. No plot, just a ridiculous, rather childish piece that bored the hell out of me. People on fire are not funny by themselves; there has to be something else happening too. Simplicity is not always the best policy, as it's so simple that it forgets to be funny. Well animated, though.

Score: 0

"If you're in a relationship, I'm Bob Geldof."

submission: How to get girls

date: May 18, 2008

Of course I'm not Bob Geldof. You are obviously some kind of socially retarded grunt who has no idea how to treat girls whatsoever. The comments regarding ugliness and weight issues were appalling, and to be quite frank, none of your so-called gems of wisdom would work; if you treat someone mean, you get slapped. If you steal a girl's bag, you get slapped. If you are Kamran Sankey, you have already been slapped by a plethora of girls.

The humour in this was about as funny as a burning nursing home, and the grammar is appalling beyond belief. I'm 18, and I find this retarded, as will all 12, 13, 14, 15 and 16 year olds.

Finally, the animation itself was not an animation. Poorly typed text, stick figures and buttons do not constitute to an animation. One thousand llamas in one thousand isolated rooms will know more than you do about relationships and 'ways to pick up chicks'. Come back here once you've grown up, pee-wee.