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Flash Reviews: 19
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First off, my father is not a goat, therefore this is not funny. No plot, just a ridiculous, rather childish piece that bored the hell out of me. People on fire are not funny by themselves; there has to be something else happening too. Simplicity is not always the best policy, as it's so simple that it forgets to be funny. Well animated, though.
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"If you're in a relationship, I'm Bob Geldof."
Of course I'm not Bob Geldof. You are obviously some kind of socially retarded grunt who has no idea how to treat girls whatsoever. The comments regarding ugliness and weight issues were appalling, and to be quite frank, none of your so-called gems of wisdom would work; if you treat someone mean, you get slapped. If you steal a girl's bag, you get slapped. If you are Kamran Sankey, you have already been slapped by a plethora of girls.
The humour in this was about as funny as a burning nursing home, and the grammar is appalling beyond belief. I'm 18, and I find this retarded, as will all 12, 13, 14, 15 and 16 year olds.
Finally, the animation itself was not an animation. Poorly typed text, stick figures and buttons do not constitute to an animation. One thousand llamas in one thousand isolated rooms will know more than you do about relationships and 'ways to pick up chicks'. Come back here once you've grown up, pee-wee.
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It was well animated, but the same half-dozen set of movements were just repeated in time with the song until the end. Also, I fail to see how an animation without any plot whatsoever can be ranked so highly on NG. Perhaps it has something to do with the word 'Clock'...
...all in all, it was good, but not worthy of its position right now.
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